What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is digital marketing important?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

What was your most memorable combat mission during the Vietnam War?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Which is the most liked web series in India?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?

Moonraker

Dr No

A View to a Kill

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